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I have two loves in my life. I always catch my mom playing Solitaire- that's why I call my blog "hearts and spades."

Story PT1

Once (Or Twice ) Upon A Time , There Lived A Peashooter (Basicis Normalis ) Whom Sat On The Lawn.

There He Shot And Shot The Peas At The Zombies And It Killed Them (Yeah Like That Made Sense).

Then Came Along A Sunflower (Sunilis Normalis)  And It Produced Sun (ironic much?) .

A Wall-Nut (Defence-is Basicis)Came And Acted As A Wall (Oh Now I See Why The Dash Is There).


A Cabbage-Pult (Lobbeis Derpeis)Started To EGGzist And Killed The Zombies With Cabbage (What The FLIP, What Is This World That We Live In).

A Bloomerang (Woweis Youeis Stilleis Readingeis Thiseis) Bloomed erangs (At Least There Is No Pun) And Killed Everything.

An Iceberg Lettuce Walked Out Of The Freezer And did A Job(Okay (Takes Deep Breath) WHAT JOB DID THE ICEBERG LETTUCE DO?).

A Grave Buster ( Ok 1:Who Ya Gonna Call … Gho-I Mean Grave-Busters 2: R.I.P Grave) Killed A Grave (See I Knew It).

A Bonk Choy (And He’s Down For The Count 1 2 3 And Bonk Choy Wins) Flicked A Zombie (We’re In Egypt) And He Went To Africa .

Along Came A Repeater And He Shot 2 Peas Killing Everything (Along Came A Repeater And He Shot 2 Peas Killing Everything).

Then The Twin Sunflower Lived And Double Of What The Sunflower (Then The Twin Sunflower Lived And Double Of What The Sunflower).

And They Left In The Blink Of Eye
So If You See Em Remember It

My Week As A Poem

On Monday I Lost And Then Found My Stuff

That Day Was Quite Rough.

On Tuesday I Went To The Park

And An Argument Left It’s Mark.

On Wednesday It Twas Like Yesterday

But W/ A Trip To The Deli W/ Pay.

On Thursday I Downloaded A New Game

It Went Into My Hall Of Fame .

On Friday Party Cannons Went Off In My Head

If it Wasn’t For Jadzia I Would Be Wishing To Be In Bed.

Thats All Folks For Today
I Hope You Learned A Lesson “When In Doubt ,Pray” .

Life’s Good

This Week I Got A Phone .

An LG To Be Exact , And I Don’t Mean The Ones Made Of Foam.

Life Good , Thee Should Happy.

Farther Then The Eye Can See.

This Week I Hung Out With Roan.

Hey I Just Realized This Is A Poem.

I Also Tried Not To Eat Anything Like A Gobstopper.

Phew , This Poem Is Gonna Be A Heartstopper.

Okay This Poem Gonna Get Crazy .

And I Am Starting To Get Just Plain Lazy.

JK I Am Joking Around .

Okay Now Starting To Think This Going To The Best Blog In Town.

And I Will Not Until Everyone Agrees Life’s Good.

And I Am Talking To The People In And Out Of The Hood



Player House: Peashooter ,Sunflower ,Wall-Nut ,Potato Mine

Intermission : Travels Through Time

Ancient Egypt: Cabbage-Pult ,Bloomerang ,Iceburg Lettuce ,Grave Buster ,Bonk Choy ,Repeater ,Twin Sunflower

Intermission : Sets Time Travel To Random

Pirate Seas :Kernal-Pult ,Snapdragon ,Spikeweed ,Coco Cannon ,Spring Bean ,Threepeater ,Spikerock ,Cherry Bomb

Intermission : Grabs A Gun To Kill Zombies

Wild West :Split Pea, Pea Pod ,Chili Bean ,Lightning Reed ,Melon-Pult ,Winter Melon ,Tall-Nut

Intermission: Grabs 100 Wool Sweaters

Frostbite Caves :Hot Potato ,Pepper-Pult ,Chard Guard ,Stunion ,Rotobaga

Intermission: Searches For Gold

Lost City :Red Stinger ,A.K.E.E ,Endurian ,Stallia ,Gold Leaf

Intermission :Rages On Looping Maina

Far Future :Laser Bean ,Blover ,Cirton ,E.M Peach ,Infi-nut ,Magnifying Grass ,Tile Turnip

Intermission :Falls A Horse

Dark Ages :Sun Shroom ,Puff Shroom ,Fume Shroom ,Sun Bean ,Magnet Shroom

Intermission: Listens To Livin, On A Prayer

Neon Mixtape Tour : Phat Beet ,Celery Stalker ,Thyme Warp ,Garlic ,Spore Shroom ,Intensive Carrot

Intermission :Grabs A Ducky Tube

Big Wave Beach :Lily Pad ,Tangle Kelp ,Bowling Bulbs ,Guacaddile ,Banana Launcher

Intermission :Reads The Almanac

Modern Day : Moonflower ,Dusk Lobber ,Nightshade , Shadow-Shroom , Grimrose

Night Of Fright

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