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However I put myself main to music,

FSMB has gone to make an ep on the weekend

including classics (in 70 years/centuries)

such as:

Toxic player mp6

Poison pool

Deep fried watermelon

Toxic Saw Bath

Antimony Spots

and Secret track.

So listen to poison pool EP

when it comes out, i guess


And as always, UwU.

Beatrix and the quest for the gilded ginger! Pt1

This is the story of a woman named Beatrix, and slightly her roommate Casey.

Beatrix’s eyes flew open under the sunlight, she hopped out of bed, put on clothes and started to wake up Casey.

She opened the door to Casey’s room, “Wake up!” she exclaimed, smiling brightly. “I’m awake.” he said in a groggy tone.

“Today is the day!” she said, pointing to the calendar in the corner,  “The hair dying competition?” he said holding his tone. “Yes!” Beatrix replied brightly. She ran to the bathroom to dye her hair. “Brown isn’t gonna win me a vacation!”

She said grabbing some glitter and blue hair dye. She poured equal amounts in. “CASEY IT’S YOUR TURN TO DRIVE” She yelled. After an hour they were they there , “And the winner is Beatrix” the judge said into the mic “We just got here” Beatrix said,  “Yeah but it is the end of the show, and your hair is the best” the judge said

“Well i won so what’s my prize” Beatrix asked “I’m kidding i know it” Beatrix said slightly chuckling

“It is a trip, but it is also sponsored by 7Zee so it’s in space” “What?” Beatrix exclaimed



“What is that like five feet?” -Jim Gaffigan

The Final Countdown

After A Long Montage Of Collecting A Team, A Hexagon Shaped Hole Appeared And Out Came A Demon. “Oh God,Even I Didn’t See That Coming” Riftz Said ,But Before Another Word Came Out Anyone’s Mouth Kobolds Walked Single File And Went And Did A Synchronized Kick,And Walked Away

. Purpel Threw A Truss, An Octopus , A Bottle Of Cheese , Some Sinks And A Puddle Slime

And It Hit The Demon Causing The Gem He Ate For Lunch With His Doritos And Mountain Dew


Tired Of Shooting Peas

N Using Cheese, Well It’s Time For A Different Experience ,With Bombloom B.A.B Turnit N A Speical Guest ,Who’s Been Held Hostage By Imps But You Can Help(Over)

To Explode The World At The Amount Of 20,000 Nuclear Bombs

And Cocobandi Said With His Last Breath “See You In The Next Life,Because Anyone Is Our Last Hope”


Tree Of Life Pt7

They Started To Get Tired As Mel Said “Ooh Shiny Portal” They Said With Glee.

They Had Almost Hopped In As A Blob Flew Out.
Cocobandi Ran Up And Said “Hi?” “Hello” The Blob Replied

” Hi I’m Riftz ” Said Riftz

“So Where Are You From”  Cocobandi Said

“Efil Fo Eert” Riftz Said

“I’m Like The Doctor” Riftz Said “Which Type ” Cocobandi Replied

“Time N Space” Riftz Said Already Getting Tired

“Who Does That?” Cocobandi Asked

“The Doctor , The First One”

Riftz Said Trying To Play Around Any Jokes

“Doctor Who?” Cocobandi Asked

“YES!!!” Riftz Said Happy That He Got It Right

” Intermisson”
Winged Pizza
We Go To Great Heights To Bring You Pizza

“Another Ad (Cue The Booing)

Pvz Galaxy

Coming Out

September 5

“And We’re Back (Cue The Cheering)

“Hello I’m -T O B E C O N T I N U E D

Tree Of Life Pt 4/5 & 5/6

After Running To The Tree

Cocobandi Decided That A Few Others Might Be Around

And Ran To The Next Big Tree

And Near It A Species Of Unknown Name Lived

They’re Mere Existence Caused The Book Of Life To Get

Bigger , Purpel Started Reading About The New Species

, They Were Brellas
. So The Kakamora Started Walking Around The Tree

And One Brella Stood Out Its Top Was Pink
Unlike The Rest Which Had A Rainbow Instead

Its Name Was Mel

It Had No Gender

(You’re Welcome)

Cocobandi Asked “Do You Want To Join Our Team”

“Yes” Mel Replied

So Along They Traversed To Go Find The Demon


BIg Shoutout To Mel For

Getting A Cameo


They Rested In A Hut

– T O B E C O N T I N U E D

The Tree Of Life Pt4

“Now That We Have Masks We Should Do Something Stupid” Cocodandi Said Sarcastically “You Sound Like A Literal Version Of Patrick” Purpel

Rudely Replied
A Postman Had Knocked At The Door “A Note” Cocobandi Said

“we hAvve zaP hE WiTH Uz NOw”

The Scroll Sparkled As They Rushed Catch It

“Hey A New Name” Cocobandi Said

It Became A Book

It Read

“Cocobandi                                                      Gender:Male                                       Power: Stretching

Cocodandi                                                      Gender:Male                                       Power: Mind Reading

Purpel                                                              Gender: Female                                  Power: Psychokinesis

?????                                                                  Gender:Coconut                                 Power:*$&@$&@^*$

????                                                                    Gender:Coconut                                 Power:*$&@$&@^*$

?????                                                                  Gender:Coconut                                 Power:*$&@$&@^*$

“Wow It Knows Everything About Us”  Purpel Said

“Another Knock At The Door”The Book Said

To Be (Yes You Know What I’ll Say) Continued –

The Tree Of Life Pt.3

As Cocobandi Woke Up He Found Another Figure That Looked Like Him In Silhouette “Here” The Figure Said As He Handed Cocobandi A Mask
Cocobandi Grunted As He Elbowed Cocodandi “Huh ” Cocodandi Asked

They Took The Masks And Put Them On “It’s Red” Cocobandi Said “It’s Green” Cocodandi Said

“I Love It” They Said In Unison

“Hi I’m Purpel” Purpel Said Brightly “Are You One Of The Prophecy Freaks” Cocodandi Asked Menacingly

“No But You’ve Heard As Well?” Purpel Asked “Yep” Cocobandi Replied

“Then You’ve Heard Of This” He Said As He Handed Them A Scroll

It Read

“The Five Who Shall Come Forth

To Save Our Seed Of Life From
The Terrible Demon

Of Doom

The Five Will Destroy The Demon’s
Puzzles ,The Names Will

Be Written Forth

Cocobandi Cocodandi

Purpel Zapp


“Huh There’s A Name Missing”

Purpel Said As His Eyes Turned White
“Woah” Cocodandi Said

The Scroll Floated To Puprel’s Hands Again

“So Where Is Zapp” Purpel


To Be Continued –

The Tree Of Life Pt2

“What Are They Saying” Bandi Says

“Prophecy” Dandi Replied

And At The Tip Of A Gold Finger

They Were Now Cocobandi And Cocodandi

“Stop” Cocobandi Said

They Started Looking Tranced As If Something Had Stunned Them

“I Wish I Never Came” Cocodandi Says

He Sees A Flashback On What Would Happen If They Had Not Come

To The Tree
Bandi’s Mom Yells “Get Inside” “Ok” Dandi Says

A Kakamora Comes Out Of Hiding And Yelled “Attack!!”

They Got Swarmed As If They Had The Last Dorito Bag In The World



“Oh” Cocodandi Says “What Did You See” Cocobandi







To Be Continued-

The Tree Of Life Pt1

Once Upon A Time There Was A Child Named Bandi. Bandi Loved Playing In The Woods.

One Day Bandi Said “Come On It Won’t Hurt” ‘But It Will” Dandi Replied

“Stop Being Such A -” Bandi Said “A What ” Dandi Replied

A Beam Of Light Shined On Them . “Are They Alive” Said A Gremlin Like Voice As Bandi Awoke

“Aaaaah” Bandi Exclaimed ,The Sudden Scream Awoke Dandi As Well “You Owe Me Five Bucks ” Said Another Voice

“What The” Bandi Asked As His Arm Took A Strange Hairy Brown Look , Bandi Said “Who Are You Where Are We”

“I Am Coconutz ,We As A Collective Group Are Kakamora ” Coconutz Said “You Mean The Things From Moana ” Dandi Said

“And You Are At The Tree Of Life ” Coconutz Said , “What Are We Turning Into” “A Kakamora ” Replied Coconutz “Wish I Could Slap You But I”m Tied Up”

Bandi Says As His Starts Extending To Slap Him

, The Kakamora Start Bowing Down To Me And Dandi

“What Are You Doing” Dandi Yelled

The Kakamora Start Clamoring About What They Were Doing

“I Don’t Mean Literally You Dense Cabbages ” Dandi Yelled

“Um Bro We Should Not Anger Them ”

“Prophecy” The Kakamora Start Soullessly Moaning



To Be Continued –








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